Q:  Why do elephants drink diet coke.
A1 (Daddy):  They Don't want to look fat.
A2 (Thia): So the ladies will love them.

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant hide in a tree?
A1: Hide pretty well, don't they?

Q: How do elephants learn to fly?
A1: They get pushed out of their nests.

Q: How did the Spotted Lion become extinct?
A1: They slept under elephant nests.

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant hide in Mom's casserole?
A1:  Thats because elephants don't like Mom's casserole either.

Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been sitting in your chair?
A1: Butt marks.